Boy:May i hold your hand ?

Girl:No thanks .it is heavy

Girl :i think the poorest people are the happiest .

Boy:then marry me and we will be the happiest couple !

Boy 1:How should i convy the news to my father that i have failed ?

Boy2:you just send a telegram :results decleared .past year performance repeated.

GIRLFRIEND:....And are you sure you love me and no one elese ?

BOYFRIEND :Dead sure !i checked the whole list again yesterday .