AN IRREDUCIBLE DETECTIVE STORY

Hanged by a Hair :twisted:
Or
A Murder Mystery Minimized

The Mystery had now reached its climax. First, the man had been undoubtly murdered. Secondly, it was absolutely certain that no conceivable person had done it

It was therefore time to call in the great detective

He gave one searching glance at the corpse. In a moment he whipped out a microscope. ''Ha! ha!'' he said 8) ,as he picked a hair off the lapel of the dead man's coat. ''The mystery is now solved.'' :wink:

He held up the hair :idea:

:arrow: ''Listen,'' he said, ''we have only to find the man who lost this hair and the criminal is in our hands.'' 8)

The inexorable chain of logic was complete

The detective set himself to the search :arrow:

For four days and nights he moved, unobserved, through the streets of New York scanning closely every face he passed, looking for a man who had lost a hair. 8O

On the fifth day he discovered a man, diguised as a tourist, his head enveloped in a streamer cap that reached below his ears. The man was about to go on board the Gloritania. :arrow:

the detective followed him on board. :arrow:

:twisted: ''Arrest him!'' he said, and then drawing himself to his full height, he brandished aloft the hair. 8O

:o ''This is his,'' said the great detective. ''It proves his guilt :wink:

:arrow: ''Remove his hat,'' said the ship's captain sternly. :evil:

They did so. :idea:

tha man was entirely bald. :lol:

:twisted: ''Ha!" said the great detective, without a moment of heistation. ''He has committed not one murder but a million." :twisted:

By: Stephen Leacock