Doctor! I have a serious problem
, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?

Some people ask the secret of our long
marriage, we take time to go to a restaurant two
times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music
and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”

A man receives a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor says,
“I have some good news and some bad news.”
The man says, “OK, give me the good news first.”
The doctor says,
“The good news is, you have 24 hours to live.”
The man replies, “Oh no!
If that’s the good news, then what’s the bad news?”
The doctor says, “The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday.”

What is difference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under
the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser

A sardar
got an invitation to a party which said 'Red Tie Only
." When he went to the party, he was surprised
to see that other were wearing pants and shirts also

. If "CON" is the opposite of "PRO"
, what is the opposite of PROGRESS?