SHAKE WELL
الثلاثاء, 17/11/2009 - 10:29
I read this story in a book and I liked to show it to you
Long ago doctors had to post on their front doors the
number of patients killed by them. This made doctors more careful with their work.
One day a rich man fell ill and he sent his servant to fetch him a doctor who had killed the least number of patiants .A young doctor arrived, examined the rich man and wrote down the medicine .
wishing to please the doctor,the rich man asked him,'how many patients have died at your hands ?'
' only one ,' said the doctor.
' And when did you start practicing your job ,'asked the rich man .
'. yesterday!' came the doctor's replay
Then the servant hurried to get the midicine. The next day the anxious doctor came to find out if anything had happend to his patient .He found the servant crying and wailing at the gate .'What's the matter ? Has your master died ?' asked the doctor .'Oh!It 's terrible, sir. I read the words 'SHAKE WELL' on the bottle of medicine and I shook my master so hard that he died in my arms.'
Best regards.
الخميس, 26/11/2009 - 23:31
#3
Lots of fun
It sounds that Hiam got too delighted due to this very short story
Me too, actually, I smiled at the end of it and at the same time it reminded me of a Kurdish story
Here is a story:
Two guys, A is Garbian B is Ashitian
A: Aren't you afraid of God holding this cat with you in this rotten and freezing weather, it is just a small animal and it will die
B: it is none of your business,it is my cat, get out of here
Later on
:arrow:
B - is crying :cry: because the cat is now obviously dead-::::
A: Didn't I tell you that this very bad weather will kill :twisted: the cat
B: To be perfectly frank with u, this cat died not because of the rotten weather or washing it with cold water, but it died due to the fact that I dried it after it had run itself a bath :cry:
Bye
الثلاثاء, 01/12/2009 - 12:19
#4
nice story .............taha,
.............but i think
A is ashitian - & B is Garbian :wink:
الثلاثاء, 01/12/2009 - 12:36
#5
Never mind Hiam, both were Kurds :D
Have your eyes watered over this tragic story yet ?
الأربعاء, 02/12/2009 - 00:34
#6
taha
.Thank you for your passing and your comment
As you said , your story is also a tragic and my eyes watered over of it and I think hiam"s too :cry:
Best regards
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Mon, 15/02/2010 - 15:56
#9
we may have a bit of fun in pella presence when one read her words ,but one
may have his fears when approaching taha's words and his severe attack at the Garbian nation , so mr taha , i am Garbian , should i dry my self after bath or not , i am in worries NOW ? shoresh :mrgreen:
Mon, 15/02/2010 - 16:36
#10
First of all, I would like to say WELCOME Shoresh
Secondly, Don't be afraid of my PEACEFUL STORIES, I was just mentioning one of the stories that I have heard from someone
By the way, I am NOT Ashitian
Actually I am Garbian
Anyways, I have dozens of friends who are Ashitian, they are too kind
My friends who are Ashitian are more in number than those who are Garbian
Bye
Mon, 15/02/2010 - 16:37
#11
Ok mr Shoresh , i may answer for our friends there and say, that we never
mind you to dry yourself up after bath as we don't mind you to be a Garbian
by the way we ( taha) are talking about cats and some other spieces , so ther was no need for you Question in this time . you was supposed to postpone it
till we have a talk about the man speieces .ok good day my dear friend shoresh and thanks pella and taha for enriching this pages
Mon, 15/02/2010 - 16:48
#12
ok , you mr traitor roommate , zafer what words are those, is it for me this thing :mrgreen: , while i am standing in the kitcken cooking for your highness and you are exploiting this occaision to ruin me , what a friend you are
by the way how do you want you TAWA ( the one i am cooking ) do you want some flavours of halawa to be added to it yawal ashitio
believe me you we regret it and never think you will have supper today , go some where and have a falafel :oops: :P
thaks taha for your comment
i am just joking
no offense , may our nation be solidated by both ashitians and garbians
Mon, 15/02/2010 - 17:32
#13
Long time no see, Zaf
I really miss u , what for that subject ' American Prose' I suppose
Hopefully we can read more comments by u because u are really creative
Shoresh, it is ok, but you too, where were u all of this time? EXAMINATIONS, COOKING, or WATCHING TV
Well, I expect more participation by each of u guys
bye for now, Ashitians and Garbians :o
Mon, 15/02/2010 - 23:31
#14
Hello guys
What I see here? Is this another war between the Ashitians and Garbians ?ok you can start and let's see.
:evil: :roll: 8O
BUT
STOP
:D :) Stop 'I am joking, we are one people,and one nation
best wishes for all of us
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الثلاثاء, 16/02/2010 - 00:29
#15
Honestly speaking, I was the one who started the peaceful debate :cry: by referring to the funny short story :oops: , and here I am to end it :arrow:
Are you satisfied now ' Pella '??? !!! c :o
الثلاثاء, 16/02/2010 - 18:10
#16
Hi, TahaI know that your story was funny. :) But I am afraid :? because Halawa war
:mrgreen: :D started with funny song as well. And now I'm very satisfied
Thank you
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funny story......
thank u Pella,